AISubs v3.7
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Hey, look at this.
This is definitely our company, isn't it?
Yeah, definitely.
Wouldn't it be bad if we got confirmed?
It'd be bad.
Huh? You're quitting?
Yes.
I thought you liked this job because you work hard.
What? What's wrong?
He told me not to quit.
Again?
Isn't there a lot of people quitting this company?
Compared to when we joined, there are fewer people quitting.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
You look like you're full of hope.
How many people are there now?
It's the fourth person since you joined.
That many?
This is a bad situation.
Bad?
If there are fewer employees, that means there are more jobs for one person.
Oh, I see.
By the way, Yumemaru, Shibayu, Mushimegane.
Yes?
There is a defect in the production manual. We can't pay you for this.
- I'm sorry. - Don't make me work more.
Okay.
We can't do it until noon.
- Okay. - Oh, Miho.
Huh?
Do you want to go to the restaurant we went to earlier?
- We can't do it today, can we? - Huh?
You're having lunch with the president, right?
- Huh? - Huh?
What's with that annoying event?
I heard we'll have interviews.
Since there aren't many new employees, you probably want to appeal to your family.
I'm getting depressed.
Hey!
Leave it open for lunch today.
I'm afraid I'll have lunch with the president.
Let's meet in the meeting room by 12:10.
Got it?
Smile all you want.
I'm counting on you.
See you later.
♪ Sittin' in a basketball I'm a rockstar We gon' rock 'til the sun come up ♪
What I value most is my employees.
It's also my business philosophy.
Employees are always family to me.
Whenever, wherever.
Employees first, family first.
That's my business philosophy.
What does your boss do for your family?
No, no, no. It's like this.
Eating lunch with employees.
It's hard to have a normal meeting.
We don't have any opinions.
But if we eat lunch together, our relationships flatten and we get more and more opinions.
And their opinions...
No, I mean their employees' opinions...
I hear them in person...
And I suck up their raw voices and use them for business.
We always do this once a month.
Are you looking forward to eating lunch with your boss?
No, it's my first time having a meeting like this.
What? Don't you have meetings once a month?
No, our members change every month.
Oh, I see. So this is his first meeting like this.
- So that's how it is. - Yes, it is.
I know you've been talking about this for a while now...
...and you look like you're nervous all the time, but please don't mind and talk normally.
That's right. Well, I'm as normal as I can be, but let's do it a little relaxed.
- Yeah. - Relaxed.
President, why don't you try that?
- What's that? - It's a question and answer corner you always do.
- A question and answer corner? - Ask the president what you usually can't ask...
...and the president will answer Jack Balan.
- Oh, that one! That might be good. - Yes.
No, no, no. At the very end of this lunch session...
...there's something you always do.
- Then let's start this question and answer corner! - Yes!
You can ask me anything. Things you usually can't ask me...
...or things you've always wanted me to ask you.
I'll answer anything.
If you have a question, raise your hand.
See? You forgot you were on camera and wanted me to ask you something!
You don't get many chances like this!
- You guys are pretty quiet today. - Yes, we are.
- Then I'll go first. - Okay.
- Then you. You. - Me?
Anything is fine.
- At least one! - Anything is fine?
- Of course. - Then...
...to be honest, how much is your annual salary?
Annual salary?
Annual salary?!
Saying it like that in a place like this...
...it might be popular on TV...
...but how about we say it honestly?
We're family!
You don't usually say your annual salary to your family, do you?
I think I do say it to my family...
Do you?
- Should I say it? - Let's move on to the next question!
- Any other questions? How about you? - Yes!
- I only have one. - You don't have to say it. Ask me anything.
When you say "CEO", you have the image of someone you love.
- To be honest, CEO is... - What? You love me? Is that what you think?
What? You want to know if I love you or not?
- I don't think you do. - Of course I do!
No, I don't! Why are you asking me that?
I love my wife with all my heart!
- Listen, CEO's wife is... - Stop talking nonsense!
- I'm sorry. - Can I say something?
You're very positive. I have a question for you.
There's a rumor that...
there are cameras everywhere in your company.
I heard you're monitoring that.
What do you think about it?
It's a security camera!
What are you misunderstanding?
It's a security camera for you employees to protect your family from danger.
That's what it's supposed to be!
Don't you think you've seen it too much in the movies?
Hey, that's it.
You're misunderstanding.
I understand.
Let's move on to the next question and move on to the third one.
I'd like to hear what women think about it.
Do you have anything?
Oh, yes.
Um...
I wanted to ask you, president...
What is it?
Is this company a black company?
Um...
I'm sorry.
It looks like you're all a little nervous today.
Can you interview us somewhere else?
Oh, yes.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for having us.
This way.
Take your time.
Thank you for having me.
What the hell is going on here?
I'm sorry!
We just decided this morning, so we didn't have time to prepare.
Which magazine is this?
Is it a business or something?
Huh?
It's a weekly support site that we only do online.
I don't know!
Who's going to watch it?
Hey!
That's about all you can interview us for.
Shut up!
Bring me interviews of female warriors!
Don't embarrass me!
Bring me interviews of female warriors, too!
I don't like this at all!
President, what about dinner?
I don't like it!
Bring me interviews of female warriors, too!
Yes, sir!
Hey, young lady, young lady, come with me and I'll show you why we're not black.
Are you all right, Tai-chan?
I don't think I'll be sexually harassed or anything like that.
No, it might be possible.
Huh? What do we do?
Watch out!
Help me!
Here we are again.
With your attitude just now, the president is very angry.
He wants you to do something for him.
What is it?
Earlier you embarrassed the president quite a bit.
What would you do if that article went public?
There is something you can do to make up for it.
I want you to make a video that you are good at.
A video?
A video that appeals the goodness of this company.
Use it as advertising material!
That's a lot of work.
This is an order from the president!
Do you hear me?
I want you to make a video that honestly expresses the goodness of this company you feel every day.
The time limit is one hour!
Within that time, take a video and finish editing it.
Create a 30 second PR commercial.
Then split up into the science team and the literature team.
Each team will compete for which video is better.
Then distribute the best VTR immediately.
That's all!
Start now!
We're going to promote a job where you can grow.
- Let's get the content. - Okay.
Have a seat.
It's fast. It takes like two seconds.
How can we grow?
Let's make the content smaller.
Can you come in through here?
This is better.
From here...
First, Yumemoru will find the main BGM.
Can you do it?
I can.
We made a PR video for each other.
It's been a while.
- Rikei, please. - Okay.
- Here we go. - Okay.
Oh, no! I'm late!
First, this is a company.
It's okay to be here for 24 hours.
This is the ultimate hot spring.
It's faster than a car!
Choose the best way for your family!
Everything!
Graison Agency.
Oh no, I messed up again! I want to grow as a social person as soon as possible!
Don't worry, this company is famous for being a company where you can grow as soon as you enter.
Now, take it off.
Yes!
Wow, it's so tight! It's like I'm floating!
Graison Agency!
It's coming out! It's coming out! It's coming out!
Gray!
It wasn't coming out! It was close!
It came out!
It was gray! Gray! It didn't come out!
No, it's black!
Gray! It was gray just now!
No, no, no, no, no!
But isn't it good? There's a proper commercial song, and it's a place where you can promote yourself at home, and it's a workplace where you can grow up.
I feel like it was there, but it's all black because of the gray zone.
Because of Shibayu's gray zone.
Our appeal point is that it's easy to understand and it has a lot of meaning.
It's easy to explain, and you can just go in without thinking about it.
We put a lot of emphasis on that impact.
Here we go.
Here is the commercial song of "BUNKEI"!
To my family...
[Next episode]
You're good! You made an impact!
It's really good! It's beautiful!
Wasn't it really fast, 30 seconds?
Wasn't it 4 seconds for the competition?
No, it was 4 seconds.
It really was 4 seconds?
I wanted it to last longer.
Right?
The competition ends in 4 seconds.
That's it.
There are a lot of commercials.
When you think "Oh, it's that commercial!" you watch it again.
And at the end you say "graze agency."
Oh, graze agency is a company.
What does that mean?
If you think like that, you win.
Do you want to decide which one is better?
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Raise your hand if you think "graze agency" is better!
It doesn't make any sense!
It's always the same.
Everyone loves themselves.
Let's do rock, paper, scissors.
Please win.
I'm nervous.
The one who wins will present their work.
I want to win!
Can I do it?
Please!
Let's do it.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Raise your hand of your choice!
- Ready? - Yes.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'm so happy!
Well, it's like that. What do you think?
It's really interesting.
Great in a way!
Shall we distribute it now?
Do we have to check with the mentor first?
No, it's fine.
They told us to distribute it as soon as it's done.
Let's do it.
Give me the data!
Give me that, too.
OK, let me have it.
Wait, you don't know?
No, I don't.
No way! That's crazy!
That's crazy.
It has the latest model of Aira.
What?
This company is safe.
My junior is coming.
Let's have fun.
Merry Christmas!
People are gathering.
The company is in a very bad situation right now.
Yes, what do you want to do?
- Well... - That's right.
We've decided to open a social account.
- What? - What?
Thank you for joining us today in your busy schedule.